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| Musings on Shadow Warriors |
| By Arondight |
Q: Just how agile are Shadow Warriors, anyways?
A: Let's just say if you have your normal, paved, nice Asur road, and there are a few leaves on it, any Shadow Warrior worth his or her salt will be leaping around and walking strictly on the leaves.
Q: I've heard that Shadow Warriors, contrary to popular thought, can miss their tar-
A: This target has been eliminated. Next?
Q: How do I join the Shadow Warriors? I can't find their schools!
A: As an indication to Ulthuan and the rest of the world of the art of how to "hide in plain sight", one of the most prestigious Shadow Warrior schools is located directly in the marketplace square of Lothern. Yes. You can walk into it, but you can't see it.
Q: How in the world do these Shadow Warriors get into [insert place here?]
A: They're very good at disguises. Remember that toaster saleself?
Q: Help! I'm a druchii, and I think there are Shadow Warriors after me!
A: Relax. Do not panic. Sip a glassful of water and immediately run to the nearest warcamp. Heaven forbid if you're taken prisoner. That is a fate just as bad as death.
Q: Why? Do Shadow Warriors kill their prisoners?
A: Do fish swim in water?
Q: What does it mean when a Shadow Walker's hand is glowing red?
A: It means that the palm of his or her hand is glowing with an awesome power, and its burping grip tells him or her to defeat you. Be prepared to be consumed by the anger, love, and all the sorrows of said individual in one climatic burst. You will explode very shortly after.
Q: I've heard that the Shadow Warriors also have sets of named techniques, just like the Swo-
A: This target has been eliminated. Next?
Q: What is the "Tily Fork'el Atakette?"
A: The closest translation is something along the lines of "Pointy Fork Attack." It involves small Asuryan and Khaine takeout cartons, a plastic dining fork, and one really, really pissed off Shadow Warrior. You can try to figure out what happens from there.
Q: What do Shadow Warriors do when there is no battle to be had?
A: Ever wonder how 'Asuryan's, Caledorian Fried Dragon, and Khaine's Club get their food to you so fast? There's a VERY good reason for that. A very, very good one.
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