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| Musings on Dragon Princes- Part 1 |
| By Arondight |
Q: It is said that a lone Silver Helm once rode down three giants, fourteen ogres and also rescued a princess all in the same day. Is this true?
A: Dragon Princes can do everything they can do, except better.
Q: Is Ithilmar Armor comfortable?
A: Only armor in the old world with a menthir-powered self-cooling and air-circulation system, complete with invisible visor-wipers in case of bad weather. Scratch resistant, steel-resistant, and stylish to match. Get your today for 103,392,392,382 gold today! Dwarves need not apply.
Q: Why haven't the druchii tried to invade from Caledor?
A: The ratio of armored DRAGON chariots equipped with mobile repeater bolt throwers, missile launchers and shotguns to Caledorians is approximately 45:1. And you can be sure all the boys are just DYING for a chance to try their little thingies out on some poor hapless invader.
Q: If you're "Dragon Princes," then why are you on horses?
A: Because. To prove that we're better than you, we can kick your ass WITHOUT our dragons. Asuryan forbid if we get our large friends.
Q: How come there hasn't been a Dragon Prince hero?
A: Every single one of us is a heroic figure in our own fight. That, we have heroic codpieces. Beat that.
((Author's note: this is actually interesting. We've had Shadow Warriors (Alith Anar), Swordmasters (Blind elf and Obi-wan - um, Bel-something, Phoenix Guard (Carrie) and White Lions ((Elf Norris)) respectively for each of the HE elites, but no Dragon Prince heroic. Perhaps such a thing will be introduced in the future?
That, and I swear one of the older edition Dragon Princes have a "thing" on his crotch that I can only describe as a codpiece. I'll take a picture of him as soon as I get a camera.))
Q: How many Dragon Princes does it take a repair a light source?
A: ....Fetcheth me a servant,varlet. Me? WORK?
Q: Why do you guys attract cannon fire?
A: We have magnets hidden in our armor. Isn't that obvious?
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