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#451 Post by Elaithnir »

I'd rather not know thanks Luna. What you do behind closed doors is between you and your rag.
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#452 Post by Tahl »

Elaithnir wrote:I have a feeling I'm going to end up the weird bachelor uncle who spoils my best friend's kids rotten.
Standard peado set up.
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#453 Post by Luna Guardian »

Tahl wrote:
Elaithnir wrote:I have a feeling I'm going to end up the weird bachelor uncle who spoils my best friend's kids rotten.
Standard peado set up.
It's really quite unnerving how much Tahl here talks about peadophilia...
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#454 Post by Ammusvarasto »

Speaking of pedo, this thread has gone on too long without indecent photos. Again. So, let me save the day. And the pic tells the truth, actually.


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Courtesy of MotiFake, as no doubt most will have guessed (or read). Though I bet no-one will get their eyes off that pic long enough to read this text here below, so I'm really just talking to myself. Heh, boobs.
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#455 Post by Elaithnir »

Oh hell yeah!
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#456 Post by Tahl »

Luna Guardian wrote:
Tahl wrote:
Elaithnir wrote:I have a feeling I'm going to end up the weird bachelor uncle who spoils my best friend's kids rotten.
Standard peado set up.
It's really quite unnerving how much Tahl here talks about peadophilia...
It's ironic considering your admissions on msn the other day.
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#457 Post by Luna Guardian »

Tahl wrote:It's ironic considering your admissions on msn the other day.
Pics or it didn't happen!

MSN logs don't count
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#458 Post by Raneth »

Andruillius wrote:Thing about girls is, they often come like this: Mentally stable, Pretty, Single; choose two.
I'm too cynical to buy this. For a girl to appear at least remotely sane to the outside world, she's got to have someone at home willing to put up with her tantrums. There's no such thing as a mentally stable girl.

:)
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#459 Post by Spartan »

Elaithnir wrote:Haha, I have a feeling I'm going to end up the weird bachelor uncle who spoils my best friend's kids rotten.
No! This can't happen! Life always turns out like a romantic comedy, doesn't it? Doesn't it!? *cries himself to sleep*

Nah, but things'll turn out alright for you one of these days :) . If there's anything I've learned, it's that you can never underestimate the ability to move on and keep the ol' spirits up. I heard a pretty cool saying recently: the only reason the Native Americans' rain dances work is because they don't stop dancing 'till it rains :wink: .
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#460 Post by NoOoDLe »

Things are going just fine in Noodsy land.

I've been delirious with fever for the past week. Exactly in the week my resits are. My throat has inflamed which produces the faint sensation of the blessing of Nurgle as it seems my Lymph glands are mutating into venom glands and every morning my tongue is covered in yellowish mucus. This comes along with a fine head and ear ache and a fine cramp in the neck. Oh, and I can hardly speak or swallow without putting myself into pain and agony.

Aside from the fact that I've been studying and making exams with those things bothering me. My girlfriend is also acting up. Perhaps it's exam stress or whatever but if she continues to neglect me and go out in the weekend with the friends she sees every day instead of with her boyfriend who she only sees once a week she won't be in a relationship for much longer. As her ill and forsaken boyfriend would rather find someone who actually gives a fuck.

So yeah, the purply elephants are flying and the invisible pink unicorn is on my tail.

/Pasta monster out.
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#461 Post by Loki17 »

Maybe the whole mouth being covered in yellow mucus thing is why she isn't spending time with you?
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#462 Post by Andruillius »

Searching.....SEEK AND DESTROY!

Metallica was awesome :D
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#463 Post by Andruillius »

Raneth wrote:
Andruillius wrote:Thing about girls is, they often come like this: Mentally stable, Pretty, Single; choose two.
I'm too single and bitter to buy this. For a girl to appear at least remotely sane to the outside world, she's got to have someone at home willing to put up with her tantrums. There's no such thing as a mentally stable girl.
Fixed.
[quote="Ruerl Khan"]What Andy said, he's clearly a cassanova with experience in the field and I wish I had his imagination when it comes to being romantic.[/quote]
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The answer to your troubles is clear: be sexy and cool like Andy 8)[/quote]
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#464 Post by Raneth »

Andruillius wrote:
Raneth wrote:
Andruillius wrote:Thing about girls is, they often come like this: Mentally stable, Pretty, Single; choose two.
I'm too single and bitter to buy this. For a girl to appear at least remotely sane to the outside world, she's got to have someone at home willing to put up with her tantrums. There's no such thing as a mentally stable girl.
Fixed.
Wrong on at least one account. :P
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#465 Post by Loki17 »

Raneth wrote:
Andruillius wrote:
Raneth wrote: I'm too single and bitter to buy this. For a girl to appear at least remotely sane to the outside world, she's got to have someone at home willing to put up with her tantrums. There's no such thing as a mentally stable girl.
Fixed.
Wrong on at least one account. :P
Single and Salty?
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#466 Post by EricJ »

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Back on topic, people.
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#467 Post by Ramesesis »

Great stuff, Maddie! I have always had the feeling that Malkowich was a pretty cool fellow.

And yes Eric, I love you! :mrgreen:

On the other note, I agree with Mysteriis. Lock tread!
The tread looks like a soft porn site. What is the age limit on the site? If it had been one post with some specific intention or so, alright, sure. But now it is bombardment. At least one pic of Emma looks uneasily twelvish, and heck, if it looks below 18 it is enough to the pedo-hunters warning bells ringing! And it is bloody illegal and unproper! And that rockband pic... they look well under age too me!

Also, this tread turned into a teenish malechauvinistic crapfiest. I am glad someone had the good sense of posting good old Hoff as an attempt to steer it on a more humouristic course.
Playing with toy soldiers DO NOT mean that you have to be "immature" in other departments! Infact, for me it is a great went for my inner child. Some here takes their toy soldiers with deadly seriousness and let their inner testosterone punk run wild it seems.
Honestly, this is NOT the Ulthuan I knew. It is just getting... ugly. Like his stupid "Emma Watson is hot!!! Agree or die! - Hey, my mates uncles nephew bedded her!!! LEET ROXOR!!! I am feeling fething sorry for the girl, cause that what she is played out to be in those picks. A girl! Not a woman. To me, it does not really matter if the person is in legal age. The intent of the picture and the stuff it plays on is just as important. All this illusion of teen virgin som to get so many here hot on date raping, as if that was something perfectly acceptable, to rape persons.

Be happy I am not admin or mod here, or heads would start rolling soon... Well, maybe not your brain head, but you know, hint-hint, there are other heads on the body. :x
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#468 Post by Bob of Beleriand »

Stop! Sexyama time!

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#469 Post by Luna Guardian »

Ramesesis wrote:Epic rant
Guys, I think we disgruntled Uncle Rammie...
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#470 Post by Lord Anathir »

emma looks 14-15 in her picks.
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#471 Post by Paraicj »

A thread isn't a success until Rammie rails against it!
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#472 Post by Raneth »

BREAKING NEWS: Cult of Rammie grows rapidly

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#473 Post by Paraicj »

Do you have any idea what you've done? Letting Rammie imagine he has a cult is too terrifying to comprehend. Desist, please!
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#474 Post by Luna Guardian »

Paraicj wrote:Do you have any idea what you've done? Letting Rammie imagine he has a cult is too terrifying to comprehend. Desist, please!
Well, is a cult really that different from a group of loyal friends that'll go raiding and pillaging with you for kicks?
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#475 Post by Andruillius »

I think you're confusing "cult" with "guild".
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#476 Post by NoOoDLe »

Loki17 wrote:Maybe the whole mouth being covered in yellow mucus thing is why she isn't spending time with you?
That actually came AFTER she got distant and stopped giving a fuck =P
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#477 Post by Andruillius »

Talk with her. Then, if things don't change, dump her.

Do it. Or you'll catch oneitis.
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#478 Post by NoOoDLe »

My idea basically, but I'll wait for my throat to heal first so I can actually be bothered to call her.
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#479 Post by Ramesesis »

Cult or Guild. We shall bring swift retribution to whereever it´s needed... and pillage of course.
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#480 Post by DeMysteriis »

EricJ wrote:Image

Back on topic, people.
Approve

The Ulthuan Sauna Thread (because it's too steamy to be a mere jacuzzi)
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