Work In Progress: GW-style Army Book
Work In Progress: GW-style Army Book
1. Decide theme and call in the marketing department
2. Plan and create miniatures
3. Plan book layout
4. Create units and work out stats and cost
5. Create magic items
6. Write army and unit fluff
7. Play test army
8. Test out colour combinations
9. Sell miniatures
10. Oh yeah, publish book, beta version
11. Wait six months for bugs to be discovered and issue errata and FAQ
12. Sell new batch of models
Note: steps 2, 9 and 12 will be bypassed, this time round.
to be continued
2. Plan and create miniatures
3. Plan book layout
4. Create units and work out stats and cost
5. Create magic items
6. Write army and unit fluff
7. Play test army
8. Test out colour combinations
9. Sell miniatures
10. Oh yeah, publish book, beta version
11. Wait six months for bugs to be discovered and issue errata and FAQ
12. Sell new batch of models
Note: steps 2, 9 and 12 will be bypassed, this time round.
to be continued
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdU1F54FEOU]Crowbot_Jenny[/url]
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[i]But this did not surprise them, for as it is written in the Great Elven Book of Knowing:[/i] Isn't life just one bloody thing after another.
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[Not too long ago, in an office not too far away]
Marketing guy: We need to sell more miniatures.
Creative guy: Let's make a new line of models.
Production guy: We're maxed out, besides, won't that be cannibalizing our sales on other ranges?
Marketing guy: How about new units for existing lines?
CG: Like what?
MG: How about giving guns to the High Elves? That should stir sales.
Fluff guy: Are you kidding? That doesn't fit their profile.
Accounts guy: Will people buy them?
MG: Sure, the HE players have been clamouring for something to offset the power creep of the new lists.
FG: Which you instigated.
MG: It moves stock, doesn't it? So, how about it? Elves with guns.
FG: No.
CG: Rare, then? It wouldn't make a difference in popularity, since they have four slots at 2K.
MG: I'm thinking expensive metal models, bulky to justify it.
CG: Lion cloaks?
MG: Sounds good. Let's try out Chracian Jaegers.
FG: Chracian Jaegers? Doesn't even sound Tolkien.
CG: Doesn't sound fluffy.
MG: Come to think of it, neither really marketable; we'll have to drop that.
FG: Thank ...
MG: And come up with another name.
FG: What?
CG: I know, let's call them Thundercats. Because of the loud noise guns make.
FG: (heavy sarcasm) You'll need a special character.
CG: (clueless) Lion-O? Loon Attic?
MG: I love it. We'll sell out the production run.
FG: What about the internal game balance?
AG: Our internal balance is more important, as presented in the quarterly balance sheet.
Marketing guy: We need to sell more miniatures.
Creative guy: Let's make a new line of models.
Production guy: We're maxed out, besides, won't that be cannibalizing our sales on other ranges?
Marketing guy: How about new units for existing lines?
CG: Like what?
MG: How about giving guns to the High Elves? That should stir sales.
Fluff guy: Are you kidding? That doesn't fit their profile.
Accounts guy: Will people buy them?
MG: Sure, the HE players have been clamouring for something to offset the power creep of the new lists.
FG: Which you instigated.
MG: It moves stock, doesn't it? So, how about it? Elves with guns.
FG: No.
CG: Rare, then? It wouldn't make a difference in popularity, since they have four slots at 2K.
MG: I'm thinking expensive metal models, bulky to justify it.
CG: Lion cloaks?
MG: Sounds good. Let's try out Chracian Jaegers.
FG: Chracian Jaegers? Doesn't even sound Tolkien.
CG: Doesn't sound fluffy.
MG: Come to think of it, neither really marketable; we'll have to drop that.
FG: Thank ...
MG: And come up with another name.
FG: What?
CG: I know, let's call them Thundercats. Because of the loud noise guns make.
FG: (heavy sarcasm) You'll need a special character.
CG: (clueless) Lion-O? Loon Attic?
MG: I love it. We'll sell out the production run.
FG: What about the internal game balance?
AG: Our internal balance is more important, as presented in the quarterly balance sheet.
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdU1F54FEOU]Crowbot_Jenny[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_1AfDgZttw]Sunrise[/url]
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[i]But this did not surprise them, for as it is written in the Great Elven Book of Knowing:[/i] Isn't life just one bloody thing after another.
[color=red]Surprise is an event that takes place in the mind of the enemy commander[/color]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdU1F54FEOU]Crowbot_Jenny[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_1AfDgZttw]Sunrise[/url]
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[i]But this did not surprise them, for as it is written in the Great Elven Book of Knowing:[/i] Isn't life just one bloody thing after another.
I....approve. Wholeheartedly.
If you want a fluff writer I'm your gal.
If you want a fluff writer I'm your gal.
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Colors are fragrant, but they fade away. In this world of ours, nothing live forever. Today, let us cross into the realm of reality, and let there be no shallow dreaming.
Farewell.
Colors are fragrant, but they fade away. In this world of ours, nothing live forever. Today, let us cross into the realm of reality, and let there be no shallow dreaming.
Farewell.
Thanks - I suck at narrative.Arondight wrote:I....approve. Wholeheartedly.
If you want a fluff writer I'm your gal.
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdU1F54FEOU]Crowbot_Jenny[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_1AfDgZttw]Sunrise[/url]
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[i]But this did not surprise them, for as it is written in the Great Elven Book of Knowing:[/i] Isn't life just one bloody thing after another.
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdU1F54FEOU]Crowbot_Jenny[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_1AfDgZttw]Sunrise[/url]
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I'll sign up as well, be it as a fluff writer or a developer (or both!)
Hey, someone has to bring in radical ideas and keep the other crazy ideas in check
Hey, someone has to bring in radical ideas and keep the other crazy ideas in check
Prince Deral Lionbane, head of the House of Lionbane, Lord of Lionstone and Warden of Tor Charta
Luna, try not to beat them too hard. They are proud about their pseudo-glorious past and their present nothingness, you know.
-Elmoth, about Caledorians
Luna, try not to beat them too hard. They are proud about their pseudo-glorious past and their present nothingness, you know.
-Elmoth, about Caledorians
Marketing guy: I'll called you all together today, to discuss this year's coming projects.
Fluff guy: Since when does marketing decide what projects we have?
Creative guy: Since we incorporated and went public.
MG: It's a new year and we need to increase our month over month sales.
Accounting guy: How about a price increase across the board.
Sales guy: Our customers will revolt.
AG: We need to generate more revenue. Why don't we tell them the cost of raw materials and production went up?
Production guy: While they did increase over a short period, they've now gone down.
AG: Excellent, we should be seeing better net revenue.
SG: Unfortunately, due to the Recession, sales are down.
MG: That's why we're here today, to get people buying more miniatures, to cover the shortfall.
SG: We'll have to get more people interested in the hobby and our models, since most of our old clientele have already bought most of what they want.
MG: We'll have to get them to want more. Here, look at this diorama I had the Art department make up. (places set on conference table)
CG: Looks like an RBT and crew.
MG: Not just any RBT, but one with an explosive spearhead.
FG: Explosive spearhead? (takes closer look) those aren't LSGs.
CG: Are they wearing ... are they wearing an oilskin coat and cap?
AG: (ardent fisher) And sealskin boots.
MG: This is one of our latest ideas - Cothique whalers.
FG: Cothique whalers?
CG: Didn't know Elves hunted whales.
MG: It doesn't say anywhere that they don't.
FG: Well ... no.
MG: And High Elves finally can have a strength 7 harpoon.
FG: You don't use a harpoon on the battlefield.
MG: You know, I believe that you aren't a team player.
FG: Say what?
MG: A team player, you aren't contributing in forwarding the company's goals, and your negativity is impacting company morale.
FG: Oh, come on. Next we'll have Cothique privateers and characters ripped off from all those Pirate movies.
CG: Hey, where did you get hold of my proposals? They were marked for management eyes only.
FG: You're taking that from 40K.
CG: Am not - it's a homage.
MG: He's contributing, what are you doing?
FG: (shakes head)
MG: We've a;so decided to add an additional Army Book to our [product line.
AG: Won't we be diluting our brand?
SG: We're cramped for shelf space as it is.
MG: It's still secret, but someone is interested in taking over the company.
PG: You're kidding! Maybe my options are worth something again.
MG: Nope, this company thinks that we might be able to synergize with their core products in a new market.
SG: Where?
MG: The Far East.
FG: (voice of doom) Cathay.
CG: Cathay? That was supposed to remain terra incognita. Besides, I thought we weren't interested in doing a fourth human army.
MG: Who said anything about human.
FG: (warily) Chinese Elves?
MG: We thought about another Elf list, but that would be too much of a good thing.
CG: (happily) Nipponese Bunny Girls, with real ears! Nekomimi Cat Girls (outing himself as an otaku)
SG: It would be ... original for us.
MG: (coughs) No, we've already trade-marked the new names, in accordance to the possible overall marketing strategy of our potential new owner.
PG: That would be ...?
MG: Imperial Gnomes.
FG: Imperial Gnomes ....
CG: (taking it in) Yes, I see. It's a wonderful concept: Super Deformed Characters rushing around with katanas lopping off heads.
MG: We're quite proud having come up with the concept of iGnomes ...
FG: iGnomes .... iGnomes .... wait a minute, exactly who's buying up the company? (sound of car stopping in front of building; everyone looks out of the window; a thin man in a black turtleneck steps out of the limousine)
CG: (awestruck, pushing aside his Macbook) it's the Great One.
PG: George Lucas? (trying to get better view)
FG: No, it's Steve Jobs.
Fluff guy: Since when does marketing decide what projects we have?
Creative guy: Since we incorporated and went public.
MG: It's a new year and we need to increase our month over month sales.
Accounting guy: How about a price increase across the board.
Sales guy: Our customers will revolt.
AG: We need to generate more revenue. Why don't we tell them the cost of raw materials and production went up?
Production guy: While they did increase over a short period, they've now gone down.
AG: Excellent, we should be seeing better net revenue.
SG: Unfortunately, due to the Recession, sales are down.
MG: That's why we're here today, to get people buying more miniatures, to cover the shortfall.
SG: We'll have to get more people interested in the hobby and our models, since most of our old clientele have already bought most of what they want.
MG: We'll have to get them to want more. Here, look at this diorama I had the Art department make up. (places set on conference table)
CG: Looks like an RBT and crew.
MG: Not just any RBT, but one with an explosive spearhead.
FG: Explosive spearhead? (takes closer look) those aren't LSGs.
CG: Are they wearing ... are they wearing an oilskin coat and cap?
AG: (ardent fisher) And sealskin boots.
MG: This is one of our latest ideas - Cothique whalers.
FG: Cothique whalers?
CG: Didn't know Elves hunted whales.
MG: It doesn't say anywhere that they don't.
FG: Well ... no.
MG: And High Elves finally can have a strength 7 harpoon.
FG: You don't use a harpoon on the battlefield.
MG: You know, I believe that you aren't a team player.
FG: Say what?
MG: A team player, you aren't contributing in forwarding the company's goals, and your negativity is impacting company morale.
FG: Oh, come on. Next we'll have Cothique privateers and characters ripped off from all those Pirate movies.
CG: Hey, where did you get hold of my proposals? They were marked for management eyes only.
FG: You're taking that from 40K.
CG: Am not - it's a homage.
MG: He's contributing, what are you doing?
FG: (shakes head)
MG: We've a;so decided to add an additional Army Book to our [product line.
AG: Won't we be diluting our brand?
SG: We're cramped for shelf space as it is.
MG: It's still secret, but someone is interested in taking over the company.
PG: You're kidding! Maybe my options are worth something again.
MG: Nope, this company thinks that we might be able to synergize with their core products in a new market.
SG: Where?
MG: The Far East.
FG: (voice of doom) Cathay.
CG: Cathay? That was supposed to remain terra incognita. Besides, I thought we weren't interested in doing a fourth human army.
MG: Who said anything about human.
FG: (warily) Chinese Elves?
MG: We thought about another Elf list, but that would be too much of a good thing.
CG: (happily) Nipponese Bunny Girls, with real ears! Nekomimi Cat Girls (outing himself as an otaku)
SG: It would be ... original for us.
MG: (coughs) No, we've already trade-marked the new names, in accordance to the possible overall marketing strategy of our potential new owner.
PG: That would be ...?
MG: Imperial Gnomes.
FG: Imperial Gnomes ....
CG: (taking it in) Yes, I see. It's a wonderful concept: Super Deformed Characters rushing around with katanas lopping off heads.
MG: We're quite proud having come up with the concept of iGnomes ...
FG: iGnomes .... iGnomes .... wait a minute, exactly who's buying up the company? (sound of car stopping in front of building; everyone looks out of the window; a thin man in a black turtleneck steps out of the limousine)
CG: (awestruck, pushing aside his Macbook) it's the Great One.
PG: George Lucas? (trying to get better view)
FG: No, it's Steve Jobs.
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdU1F54FEOU]Crowbot_Jenny[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_1AfDgZttw]Sunrise[/url]
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[i]But this did not surprise them, for as it is written in the Great Elven Book of Knowing:[/i] Isn't life just one bloody thing after another.
[color=red]Surprise is an event that takes place in the mind of the enemy commander[/color]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdU1F54FEOU]Crowbot_Jenny[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_1AfDgZttw]Sunrise[/url]
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[i]But this did not surprise them, for as it is written in the Great Elven Book of Knowing:[/i] Isn't life just one bloody thing after another.
Ow.
I fell off my chair laughing while reading the second bit.
In response to the Whalers: We got Lion Chariots. I don't see that as too far-fetched.
I fell off my chair laughing while reading the second bit.
This entire bit is brilliant.SG: Where?
MG: The Far East.
FG: (voice of doom) Cathay.
CG: Cathay? That was supposed to remain terra incognita. Besides, I thought we weren't interested in doing a fourth human army.
MG: Who said anything about human.
FG: (warily) Chinese Elves?
MG: We thought about another Elf list, but that would be too much of a good thing.
CG: (happily) Nipponese Bunny Girls, with real ears! Nekomimi Cat Girls (outing himself as an otaku)
SG: It would be ... original for us.
MG: (coughs) No, we've already trade-marked the new names, in accordance to the possible overall marketing strategy of our potential new owner.
PG: That would be ...?
MG: Imperial Gnomes.
FG: Imperial Gnomes ....
CG: (taking it in) Yes, I see. It's a wonderful concept: Super Deformed Characters rushing around with katanas lopping off heads.
In response to the Whalers: We got Lion Chariots. I don't see that as too far-fetched.
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Colors are fragrant, but they fade away. In this world of ours, nothing live forever. Today, let us cross into the realm of reality, and let there be no shallow dreaming.
Farewell.
Colors are fragrant, but they fade away. In this world of ours, nothing live forever. Today, let us cross into the realm of reality, and let there be no shallow dreaming.
Farewell.
I'll be honest, at the moment I'm thinking of Gnomes, so anyone who wants to back out, may do so with no loss of face and appreciation from me.
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[color=red]Surprise is an event that takes place in the mind of the enemy commander[/color]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdU1F54FEOU]Crowbot_Jenny[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_1AfDgZttw]Sunrise[/url]
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[i]But this did not surprise them, for as it is written in the Great Elven Book of Knowing:[/i] Isn't life just one bloody thing after another.
[color=red]Surprise is an event that takes place in the mind of the enemy commander[/color]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdU1F54FEOU]Crowbot_Jenny[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_1AfDgZttw]Sunrise[/url]
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[i]But this did not surprise them, for as it is written in the Great Elven Book of Knowing:[/i] Isn't life just one bloody thing after another.
In fact, to be fair, I think it is in estabolished fluff that the Cothiquans do hunt sea monsters of various kinds. Whales may well be among the safer things they might be going out after.Arondight wrote:Ow.
I fell off my chair laughing while reading the second bit.
This entire bit is brilliant.SG: Where?
MG: The Far East.
FG: (voice of doom) Cathay.
CG: Cathay? That was supposed to remain terra incognita. Besides, I thought we weren't interested in doing a fourth human army.
MG: Who said anything about human.
FG: (warily) Chinese Elves?
MG: We thought about another Elf list, but that would be too much of a good thing.
CG: (happily) Nipponese Bunny Girls, with real ears! Nekomimi Cat Girls (outing himself as an otaku)
SG: It would be ... original for us.
MG: (coughs) No, we've already trade-marked the new names, in accordance to the possible overall marketing strategy of our potential new owner.
PG: That would be ...?
MG: Imperial Gnomes.
FG: Imperial Gnomes ....
CG: (taking it in) Yes, I see. It's a wonderful concept: Super Deformed Characters rushing around with katanas lopping off heads.
In response to the Whalers: We got Lion Chariots. I don't see that as too far-fetched.
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Do whales even exist in the warhammer world? I'd think that all the sea monsters would've eaten them by now!
iGnomes,eh..? Gives me and iDea
iGnomes,eh..? Gives me and iDea
Prince Deral Lionbane, head of the House of Lionbane, Lord of Lionstone and Warden of Tor Charta
Luna, try not to beat them too hard. They are proud about their pseudo-glorious past and their present nothingness, you know.
-Elmoth, about Caledorians
Luna, try not to beat them too hard. They are proud about their pseudo-glorious past and their present nothingness, you know.
-Elmoth, about Caledorians
Imperial Gnomes can use artificial constructs to bolster their short size.
...artificial constructs.
Short. Constructs, possibly out of -
....
HOLY [CENSORED] on a [censored] [censored].
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE OPENED THE FLOODGATES TO?!
STEAM-PUNK. STEAMPUNK, I TELL YOU!
...artificial constructs.
Short. Constructs, possibly out of -
....
HOLY [CENSORED] on a [censored] [censored].
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE OPENED THE FLOODGATES TO?!
STEAM-PUNK. STEAMPUNK, I TELL YOU!
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Colors are fragrant, but they fade away. In this world of ours, nothing live forever. Today, let us cross into the realm of reality, and let there be no shallow dreaming.
Farewell.
Colors are fragrant, but they fade away. In this world of ours, nothing live forever. Today, let us cross into the realm of reality, and let there be no shallow dreaming.
Farewell.
Actually, the rot started with Dragonlance:
Tinker Gnomes.
And what could they possibly tinker with?
Also, they have a pretty clean slate in Warhammer, hardly anyone knows they exist, and the designers have been trying to retcon them out of existence by ignoring them.
Tinker Gnomes.
And what could they possibly tinker with?
Also, they have a pretty clean slate in Warhammer, hardly anyone knows they exist, and the designers have been trying to retcon them out of existence by ignoring them.
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdU1F54FEOU]Crowbot_Jenny[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_1AfDgZttw]Sunrise[/url]
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[i]But this did not surprise them, for as it is written in the Great Elven Book of Knowing:[/i] Isn't life just one bloody thing after another.
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[i]But this did not surprise them, for as it is written in the Great Elven Book of Knowing:[/i] Isn't life just one bloody thing after another.
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Poor little fimirs...Ruerl Khan wrote:*somewhere in the world yet another fimir curls up in a fetal position and cries itself to sleep*Musashi wrote:Also, they have a pretty clean slate in Warhammer, hardly anyone knows they exist, and the designers have been trying to retcon them out of existence by ignoring them.
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Confession time: I liked fimirs!
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draxynnic wrote:Poor little fimirs...Ruerl Khan wrote:*somewhere in the world yet another fimir curls up in a fetal position and cries itself to sleep*Musashi wrote:Also, they have a pretty clean slate in Warhammer, hardly anyone knows they exist, and the designers have been trying to retcon them out of existence by ignoring them.
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Confession time: I liked fimirs!
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lmao. You beat me to it.dabber wrote:Steps 7 and 11 are also skipped. Well 11 is sometimes done, but not in any sort of time frame.
For the dwarfs, there was only this. Hammerson met Grombrindal’s gaze, and the White Dwarf nodded slowly. If it must be done, let it be done well. Whether they were dead or alive, that was the only way dwarfs knew how to do anything.
And Grombrindal said "10 from the back, yeah?"
And Grombrindal said "10 from the back, yeah?"
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Fluff guy: (sitting in a large corner office with forest view) You wanted to see me?
Marketing guy: (sitting in his E5'000 panda leather chair) Yes, I've read your memo, outlining your concerns with our new product line.
FG: (picking up proto-type sculpture) New miniature? Looks like a Pegasus, but the armour rather elaborate, even for Brets.
MG: They're not Brets.
FG: No?
MG: They're Dragon Princes.
FG: I begin to see the resemblance. Why?
MG: The Creative Department thought it might be nice to let the DPs without Dragons fly.
FG: I don't recall any Pegasi in Ulthuan; unicorns, yes; Great Eagles, of course; but Pegasi.
MG: Then they transplanted them and bred them. Besides, it will be a special limited edition, the Dragon Boyz will buy them in lots. And you can't say it wouldn't fit the fluff, since Caledorians love to fly, and taming a Pegasus must be easier than to tame than a Dragon.
FG: Well, no ...
MG: Production is already halfway through the batch, so there's nothing you can do to torpedo this idea. And speaking of torpedoing, there are some of us in the company that feel you're stepping outside your bailiwick in questioning the creation of our new series.
FG: We meaning you.
MG: Think of the new markets we could be opening with this Army Book. Cathay. China. (waves hands about)
FG: Think of the implications. Chinese, not particularly renown for height. Gnomes, rather short in stature. It could be considered culturally insensitive.
MG: That's a negative stereotype. Think of the positive ones, industrious, organized, focussed, on the go ... ...
FG: Why not hamsters then?
Marketing guy: (sitting in his E5'000 panda leather chair) Yes, I've read your memo, outlining your concerns with our new product line.
FG: (picking up proto-type sculpture) New miniature? Looks like a Pegasus, but the armour rather elaborate, even for Brets.
MG: They're not Brets.
FG: No?
MG: They're Dragon Princes.
FG: I begin to see the resemblance. Why?
MG: The Creative Department thought it might be nice to let the DPs without Dragons fly.
FG: I don't recall any Pegasi in Ulthuan; unicorns, yes; Great Eagles, of course; but Pegasi.
MG: Then they transplanted them and bred them. Besides, it will be a special limited edition, the Dragon Boyz will buy them in lots. And you can't say it wouldn't fit the fluff, since Caledorians love to fly, and taming a Pegasus must be easier than to tame than a Dragon.
FG: Well, no ...
MG: Production is already halfway through the batch, so there's nothing you can do to torpedo this idea. And speaking of torpedoing, there are some of us in the company that feel you're stepping outside your bailiwick in questioning the creation of our new series.
FG: We meaning you.
MG: Think of the new markets we could be opening with this Army Book. Cathay. China. (waves hands about)
FG: Think of the implications. Chinese, not particularly renown for height. Gnomes, rather short in stature. It could be considered culturally insensitive.
MG: That's a negative stereotype. Think of the positive ones, industrious, organized, focussed, on the go ... ...
FG: Why not hamsters then?
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_1AfDgZttw]Sunrise[/url]
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[i]But this did not surprise them, for as it is written in the Great Elven Book of Knowing:[/i] Isn't life just one bloody thing after another.
[color=red]Surprise is an event that takes place in the mind of the enemy commander[/color]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdU1F54FEOU]Crowbot_Jenny[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_1AfDgZttw]Sunrise[/url]
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[i]But this did not surprise them, for as it is written in the Great Elven Book of Knowing:[/i] Isn't life just one bloody thing after another.