Ulthuan

I'd rather not know thanks Luna. What you do behind closed doors is between you and your rag.

Elaithnir wrote:I have a feeling I'm going to end up the weird bachelor uncle who spoils my best friend's kids rotten.

Standard peado set up.

Tahl wrote:

Elaithnir wrote:I have a feeling I'm going to end up the weird bachelor uncle who spoils my best friend's kids rotten.

Standard peado set up.

It's really quite unnerving how much Tahl here talks about peadophilia...

Speaking of pedo, this thread has gone on too long without indecent photos. Again. So, let me save the day. And the pic tells the truth, actually.




Courtesy of MotiFake, as no doubt most will have guessed (or read). Though I bet no-one will get their eyes off that pic long enough to read this text here below, so I'm really just talking to myself. Heh, boobs.

Oh hell yeah!

Luna Guardian wrote:

Tahl wrote:

Elaithnir wrote:I have a feeling I'm going to end up the weird bachelor uncle who spoils my best friend's kids rotten.

Standard peado set up.

It's really quite unnerving how much Tahl here talks about peadophilia...

It's ironic considering your admissions on msn the other day.

Tahl wrote:It's ironic considering your admissions on msn the other day.

Pics or it didn't happen!

MSN logs don't count

Andruillius wrote:Thing about girls is, they often come like this: Mentally stable, Pretty, Single; choose two.

I'm too cynical to buy this. For a girl to appear at least remotely sane to the outside world, she's got to have someone at home willing to put up with her tantrums. There's no such thing as a mentally stable girl.

Elaithnir wrote:Haha, I have a feeling I'm going to end up the weird bachelor uncle who spoils my best friend's kids rotten.

No! This can't happen! Life always turns out like a romantic comedy, doesn't it? Doesn't it!? *cries himself to sleep*

Nah, but things'll turn out alright for you one of these days . If there's anything I've learned, it's that you can never underestimate the ability to move on and keep the ol' spirits up. I heard a pretty cool saying recently: the only reason the Native Americans' rain dances work is because they don't stop dancing 'till it rains .

Things are going just fine in Noodsy land.

I've been delirious with fever for the past week. Exactly in the week my resits are. My throat has inflamed which produces the faint sensation of the blessing of Nurgle as it seems my Lymph glands are mutating into venom glands and every morning my tongue is covered in yellowish mucus. This comes along with a fine head and ear ache and a fine cramp in the neck. Oh, and I can hardly speak or swallow without putting myself into pain and agony.

Aside from the fact that I've been studying and making exams with those things bothering me. My girlfriend is also acting up. Perhaps it's exam stress or whatever but if she continues to neglect me and go out in the weekend with the friends she sees every day instead of with her boyfriend who she only sees once a week she won't be in a relationship for much longer. As her ill and forsaken boyfriend would rather find someone who actually gives a fuck.

So yeah, the purply elephants are flying and the invisible pink unicorn is on my tail.

/Pasta monster out.

Maybe the whole mouth being covered in yellow mucus thing is why she isn't spending time with you?

Searching.....SEEK AND DESTROY!

Metallica was awesome

Raneth wrote:

Andruillius wrote:Thing about girls is, they often come like this: Mentally stable, Pretty, Single; choose two.

I'm too single and bitter to buy this. For a girl to appear at least remotely sane to the outside world, she's got to have someone at home willing to put up with her tantrums. There's no such thing as a mentally stable girl.

Fixed.

Andruillius wrote:

Raneth wrote:

Andruillius wrote:Thing about girls is, they often come like this: Mentally stable, Pretty, Single; choose two.

I'm too single and bitter to buy this. For a girl to appear at least remotely sane to the outside world, she's got to have someone at home willing to put up with her tantrums. There's no such thing as a mentally stable girl.

Fixed.

Wrong on at least one account.

Raneth wrote:

Andruillius wrote:

Raneth wrote: I'm too single and bitter to buy this. For a girl to appear at least remotely sane to the outside world, she's got to have someone at home willing to put up with her tantrums. There's no such thing as a mentally stable girl.

Fixed.

Wrong on at least one account.

Single and Salty?

Back on topic, people.

Great stuff, Maddie! I have always had the feeling that Malkowich was a pretty cool fellow.

And yes Eric, I love you!

On the other note, I agree with Mysteriis. Lock tread!
The tread looks like a soft porn site. What is the age limit on the site? If it had been one post with some specific intention or so, alright, sure. But now it is bombardment. At least one pic of Emma looks uneasily twelvish, and heck, if it looks below 18 it is enough to the pedo-hunters warning bells ringing! And it is bloody illegal and unproper! And that rockband pic... they look well under age too me!

Also, this tread turned into a teenish malechauvinistic crapfiest. I am glad someone had the good sense of posting good old Hoff as an attempt to steer it on a more humouristic course.
Playing with toy soldiers DO NOT mean that you have to be "immature" in other departments! Infact, for me it is a great went for my inner child. Some here takes their toy soldiers with deadly seriousness and let their inner testosterone punk run wild it seems.
Honestly, this is NOT the Ulthuan I knew. It is just getting... ugly. Like his stupid "Emma Watson is hot!!! Agree or die! - Hey, my mates uncles nephew bedded her!!! LEET ROXOR!!! I am feeling fething sorry for the girl, cause that what she is played out to be in those picks. A girl! Not a woman. To me, it does not really matter if the person is in legal age. The intent of the picture and the stuff it plays on is just as important. All this illusion of teen virgin som to get so many here hot on date raping, as if that was something perfectly acceptable, to rape persons.

Be happy I am not admin or mod here, or heads would start rolling soon... Well, maybe not your brain head, but you know, hint-hint, there are other heads on the body.

Stop! Sexyama time!

Ramesesis wrote:Epic rant

Guys, I think we disgruntled Uncle Rammie...

emma looks 14-15 in her picks.

A thread isn't a success until Rammie rails against it!

BREAKING NEWS: Cult of Rammie grows rapidly

Do you have any idea what you've done? Letting Rammie imagine he has a cult is too terrifying to comprehend. Desist, please!

Paraicj wrote:Do you have any idea what you've done? Letting Rammie imagine he has a cult is too terrifying to comprehend. Desist, please!

Well, is a cult really that different from a group of loyal friends that'll go raiding and pillaging with you for kicks?

I think you're confusing "cult" with "guild".

Loki17 wrote:Maybe the whole mouth being covered in yellow mucus thing is why she isn't spending time with you?

That actually came AFTER she got distant and stopped giving a fuck =P

Talk with her. Then, if things don't change, dump her.

Do it. Or you'll catch oneitis.

My idea basically, but I'll wait for my throat to heal first so I can actually be bothered to call her.

Cult or Guild. We shall bring swift retribution to whereever it´s needed... and pillage of course.

EricJ wrote:

Back on topic, people.

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