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Elithmar
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#1 Post by Elithmar »

This was too funny not to share:

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They love us! That's why they made Age of Sigmar, because they really care about us! I'm so glad they know what's best for us.
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#2 Post by Makiwara »

I wish I could photoshop.
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Makiwara wrote:Smiths in Nagarythe that can repair the holiest piece of armour worn by the Shadow Prince himself... 0 apparently.
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:shock:
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#4 Post by Asurion Whitestar »

Haha, I saw this too (got the email?!) and thought the same thing.
It's the biggest lie since
Makiwara wrote:I wish I could photoshop.
What would you be doing?
I can have a whack at it.
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#5 Post by Lordy »

I think a simple change from "love" to "hate" would be all that was needed here.
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#6 Post by Elithmar »

So what they're saying is:

"Pictures of stupid 40k models which took two minutes to take

All completely free, because we love you.


Decades of fluff and hundred-pound collections

Destroyed, because we hate you."
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#7 Post by Teledor »

Honestly I would write in with MS Paint style


"Because we love your money."
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#8 Post by Furion »

This is so bad, that it can't even be properly photoshoped.
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#9 Post by Galharen »

Ha ha ha, GW you silly id**ts:))
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#10 Post by Knight of the Raven »

Didn't they use to charge for their wallpapers at some point? That makes it all the more hilarious. :lol:
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#11 Post by Lithlandis Stormcrow »

Elithmar wrote:They love us! That's why they made Age of Sigmar, because they really care about us! I'm so glad they know what's best for us.
"Because we love you so long as you keep a steady inflow of your cash coming into our greedy little pockets while dealing with the neverending price raises whilst being completely biased to everything we do. Love doesn't breed from Dissention!"
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#12 Post by Asurion Whitestar »

I like this one slightly more..

http://www.games-workshop.com/en-AU/Knight-Venator

He comes in Asuryan/High Elf(?) mode.
And also in Green (Gold) Lantern mode.

With Sigmar having access to baby Frostspyre Phoenices, it does bring a slight beam of hope that Elves will be pretty awe inspiring.. Whether that's the good or bad kind of awe is up to the next Elves/Aelves (shudder) releases.
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#13 Post by Makiwara »

Well I'm going to be scouring bits shops for that baby phoenix.
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Makiwara wrote:Smiths in Nagarythe that can repair the holiest piece of armour worn by the Shadow Prince himself... 0 apparently.
Duct tape counts!!
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#14 Post by Davariel »

It's hilarious that the best models released (IMO) for these new sigmar guys have been their two pets, the baby griffon and baby phoenix... :lol:
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#15 Post by Asurion Whitestar »

Davariel wrote:It's hilarious that the best models released (IMO) for these new sigmar guys have been their two pets, the baby griffon and baby phoenix... :lol:
I agree.
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#16 Post by Aicanor »

They love us, how else could they carry through the releases of Finecast Eternals vs. Bloody Bloodbloods?
This is first time in history I am looking forward to 40k release. And I even do not play it. :lol:
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#17 Post by SpellArcher »

Aicanor wrote:Bloody Bloodbloods?
Skulls for the Skull Skull?

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@ SpellArcher
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#19 Post by Giladis »

That would be an awsome Undead Legions Casket of Souls proxy. I think the base is roughly the same.
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#20 Post by SpellArcher »

Not bad but not sure about the wingy things.

More skulls maybe?

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#21 Post by Elithmar »

Just look at that new Chaos fortress and all the skulls on the walls. :roll:
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#22 Post by Teledor »

GW Artist: Sir, I don't think we can find any more places for skulls.

GW Executive: I have a fever, and the only prescription is more skulls!

Artist: Sir?

Executive: I gotta have more skulls!

Artist: But how Sir?

Executive: Skull thrones, skull cloaks, skull armor. 12 year olds cannot resist skulls.
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